office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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