So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
