I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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