Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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