Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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