? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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