He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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