ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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