I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
