exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
This baby is an asshole
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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