you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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