the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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