just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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