the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
