Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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