ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
