i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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