I've blown a few things in my day
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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