butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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