North Korea, Best Korea!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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