about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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