As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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