I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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