doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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