don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
bring money and cleavage
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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