so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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