haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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