BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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