i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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