why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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