You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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