i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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