Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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