he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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