I need help removing her.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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