The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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