How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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