we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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