I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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