he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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