their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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