bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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