what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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