Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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