small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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