Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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