Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
