no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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