Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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