Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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